2006 Week #11

1st Place BeaudoinBrothers 174 pts

2nd Place Spitoons 153.5 pts

3rd Place FlyingElvis 146.5 pts

4th Place WaxOnWaxOff 129 pts

5th Place Decepticons 127.5 pts

6th Place Dugongs 106.5 pts

7th Place UncleJack 105.5 pts

8th Place OldNo7 103.5 pts

 

The summary is provided by Decepticons this week.  If you would like to volunteer to write one or a few weekly summaries some time this season, please let me know. 

 

Week 11 was another statement week for the Beaudoin Brothers with their second win in a row and fourth in six weeks to tie the Spitoons for first place in the overall standings .  The Brothers did not make the same mistake two weeks in a row, this week starting Ocho Cinco who had another big game with 3 more TDs for 36.5 points.  LT had another huge game, his fourth huge game in a row.  LT has had at least 2 touchdowns in every week since week #5 and now has 22 total touch downs, 8 ahead of the next highest Larry Johnson (FE) .  As of this writing, the oddsmakers have not yet released the latest odds but it’s widely believed the BB will be the odds-on favorites after week #11.

The Spitoons were able to keep pace with the BB with a second place performance.  Spi had a second huge game in a row from Carson Palmer with 27 points but other than that had mostly pedestrian numbers on offense.  Jason Taylor was the leader of the defense with a ridiculous 30 points .  Usually big points from a defensive player mean multiple touchdowns, but Taylor had one defensive touchdown.  Taylor scored the rest with 5 tackles/assists, 2 forced fumbles, a sack, 2 passes defensed, and an interception; all by a defensive lineman!  AJ Hawk had another good week to take 1st place in the rookie standings with an average of 10.3 per week.

Flying Elvis hung onto 3rd place this week, the benefit of good coaching decisions by FE (88.3% efficiency) .  FE could have easily been beaten by several teams if it were not for poor coaching decisions by Wax (74.8%), Dec (78.2%), and Dug (60.5%)  (poor Dougongs).  FE was led by several good performances Brady (29.5 pts), LJ (22.5), S Smith (17.5), Leinart (17.5) to offset several shitty performances by Reed (1), Wilkins (0), Housh (2.5).  The third place performance by FE means they are barely hanging onto a glimpse of the tied for first BB and Spitoons.

Wax edged out a fourth place finish on MNF with idiot Plax having a solid 16 point performance.  Plax had a fumble over-turned by review earlier in the game that would’ve swung 4th place to Dec (of course Plax also had a long reception over-turned that would have put Wax back ahead of Dec even with the fumble).  Wax has only himself to blame though, as a single lineup change of putting Deion Branch (20.5 pts) in for moron Randy Moss (goose-egg) would’ve given him 3rd place over FE .  It’s time for the Raiders and Wax to cut their losses with Moss and stick his ass on the bench. 

The Dec were excited to go watch their favorite team the Eagles battle live with the Titans in a matchup of several Dec team players.  However, Dec was still shit-faced from a wedding the night before , the game was shitty and so was Dec’s week in the PQBFL with a disappointing 5th place.  Similar to Wax, if the Dec would’ve made one lineup change and had Brees (23 pts) in for McNabb (-0.5), they would’ve grabbed 3rd place.  Dec was getting excited about next year’s chances in the PQBFL, but Mcnabb’s injury lowers his future value significantly .  Dec still picked up a few valuable rank points from UJ, who had been surging and threatening Dec’s 4th place in the overall standings.

Poor, poor Dugongs.  The Dugongs max score was up with the league leaders in week #11, but an absolutely shitty 60.5% coaching efficiency resulted in a 6th place .  Lee Evans scored a total of 40 points on the Dugongs bench, in fact, Evans had more points in Week #11 at 1:30 PM ET than the Dug starting WR had all day combined .  Dugongs also lost significant points having Julius Jones starting instead of Travis Henry, Broncos starting instead of Panthers, and Wimbley starting for Mike Bell.  Mike Bell has to be making Dugong’s pull their hair out as he had 2 TDs and 107 rush/recv yards a week after being a healthy scratch from the Denver lineup (but not the Dugongs).

UJ came back to earth with a 7th place finish after gaining 15 rank points in weeks #9 and 10.  UJ had a good coaching performance with an 89.4% efficiency, but it’s not all that surprising considering that most of UJ’s backups are backups in the NFL also .  UJ was led by another solid performance from Willie Parker (15 pts) and good defensive games by Farrior (15) and DB Williams (17.5).  UJ's late season surge took a big hit however when first round pick LaMont Jordan got a knee injury and he might be out for the rest of the year.

OldNo7 continued their slide down the standings with Wax with a last place in week #11.  After six weeks in the season, Old was in a logjam at the top of the standings, in third place but only 1.5 rank points behind 1st place Wax at the time.   Since Week #6, Old has only scored 13 rank points, a putrid 2.6 avg per week .  Only Wax, who has had even a slipper slope down, and the lowly Dugongs have been worse.  Two of Old’s big stars had off-weeks with Steven Jackson getting only 4.5 pts and Julius Peppers was shutout.  Old did have a decent week from Reggie Bush, as he actually led the Saints in rushing yards and  added 58 receiving yards.  If Bush can show some promise in the later weeks of the season, Old will have a decision to make on whether he is the long-term franchise answer or not.

 

 

 

Note: sometimes the NFL announces stats changes and according to PQBFL rules, the results are not totally official until Sunday 1pm Eastern. 

 

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